Lol who is weirder? me or the guy in the next stall?

okay so there was one day where my friend from work sent me a pic message to my fone of his bowel movement (sorry). he sent this message after promising before that he'd never do that again cuz i find it disgusting. so neways, he sent me another pic of his duties, n i was kinda offended. but i knew getting mad wasnt the right reaction, so instead, i thought of the best way to get him back, to take an up close n personal pic of my *** crevice (again, im sorry). so as im walking home, i stop by macys n go to the bathroom to take the pic. so im snappin shots tryna get a real good one, n this black guy (i know he was black cuz of his voice) comes into the stall next to me, sits down to drop one, n he starts muttering things like 'awww she gotta dirty , i need me a clean . yeah i need me some fresh .' then, as he was dropping a deuce, he was like moaning n grunting like a friggin tortured pig. i think he knew i was in the next stall n was doing all this for attention, but it was so friggin weird. so theres me in stall one, taking pics of my ***, n theres this black guy in stall two, talking about dirty to himself n grunting like an animal. whose weirder, me or him? (btw, this sounds so friggin absurd, but its a true story)